Laney has been taking ballet class for two weeks and couldn't be happier. This is right up her alley. If I would let her I am fairly certain that she would wear her leotard everywhere. And her ballet shoes, we should never forget those. The tights she could live without. She doesn't like the little nubbin in the front that pokes out. 
Who wouldn't want to wear this pink, stretchy goodness all topped off with a little bow at the neck?
And if you get the angle just right you get a little glimpse of the underwear.
Alright, alright. I won't talk about the visible panty line anymore. 
Just how cute she looks in her little getup.
Who wouldn't want to wear this pink, stretchy goodness all topped off with a little bow at the neck?And if you get the angle just right you get a little glimpse of the underwear.Alright, alright. I won't talk about the visible panty line anymore. 
Just how cute she looks in her little getup.
I also came across 
I found the pattern above at 
I made strawberry rhubarb pie three times last week. The perfect pie crust had all but alluded me until I made pies 2 and 3. Pie crust perfected. Round of applause. 
World domination is just around the corner. 
Penny is a little stinker. There I said it. Girlfriend loves to get into stuff and make a mess and thinks it is funny. She also likes to try to claw your eyes out or scratch your face, all sorts of Wolverine style, but that is a whole different subject all together. 
She thinks that the bathroom is the best place to be. More toilet paper has gone in the trash in the last week then I think has gone in the actual toilet. 
We also had to get her some legwarmers. While the legwarmers are a fashion statement in general it was done more out of necessity. Her poor shins couldn't handle all of the scooting that she has been doing and one of them is so chapped that it is a little on the purple side. 
But she does look stylish in them so I suppose that it is Win/Win.
Were there clothes and colors there that made you want to wince? Yes. Yes there was. Did my dress not only have a floral pattern on it but also lions, tigers, butterflies, sailboats and cheetahs? Yes. Yes it did.
We openly encouraged our children to get messy and if they so felt the need to walk around in their diapers, so be it. That is the kind of party it was. 
The hosts of the party were nothing if not trashy. Their youngest girl in the front is wearing cut up underwear as a tank top. 
Others came in their best night clothes sporting black eyes from last nights fight.
Others came in what I can only deem 80's wear. Which after little thought I realized if you wear anything from the 80's you are pretty much golden on the white trash look. 
Holding your baby upside down by their leg screams white trash. But it doesn't scream quite as loudly as a pregnant belly in a half shirt. 
Big boobs, big bum, and curlers. Right on track. 
Enjoyable. 
She is growing these days but probably not as much as the doctor would prefer. She weighs 14 lbs. 10 oz. People say she is little, I will just call her dainty.
Girlfriend LOVES her Mom. I would like to believe it is because of my charming personality but in all reality it is because I have the feeding machines. 
and because on occasion I will slip her treats like licorice to make her stop crying. Solid parenting. 
She has a funny little tongue. I think it has a mind of its own. It rolls, turns over, and sticks out all the time. 
Penny also likes anything that is "forbidden." Like 
For the most part she is a chill little girl. You can set her down on the floor and she will crawl around looking for toys or things to put in her mouth. 
