I read this on a flyer last night and it made me laugh so I snatched up that flyer to bring home to Blake so that he could get a good chuckle. Now I will share it with you:
Any one up for a good manicure?
A little self portrait.
Laney and Gavin in front of the ladybug that is made out of flowers.
While we were down on the strip I was carrying Canon and a gentlemen behind me says in a "I'm speaking to a baby" kind of voice, 
I'd buy my stuff if I were you. I got cool stuff. 
At our house we kinda live by the philosophy of "That will teach you." They normally only fall down the stairs a couple of times and then they learn. Man...I sound kind of brutal. Don't get me wrong, I watch him and take him away from the stairs when he is by them. I don't want him to fall down it is just bound to happen at some time or another. He just seemed to get to the stairs quicker than I anticipated and he was not hurt. As soon as I picked him up he was smiling and I am pretty sure he forgot all about it because he was heading for the stairs again this morning. I have thought about doing this for a long time. I stew about it...I wonder if it will make me want to pull my hair out. I am not particularly fond of starting something and not finishing it. It makes me feel...unfinished...imagine that. If it takes too much of my time I may just throw in the towel instead of feeling guilty that I didn't post something. I do have to take care of three children still.
So check it out...but don't get your hopes up just yet.
The other day I walked into the kitchen and Canon was crying like he was hurt. So I asked Laney why he was crying.
This makes a little more sense to us.
Although I only shop at you when you have stuff on sale, I better stay away for a while. Trust me it will be better this way. 
Who am I kidding? There will be no shopping anywhere. Sigh.
"When I get big I get married in temple and then I have baby Jesus."
Their team is called the Sharks.
Canon dressed like a "shark" too. 
We went the other day to a place called Peter Piper Pizza. It is kind of like Chuck E Cheese but with out as many games and it doesn't have freaky puppets singing songs. They were taking pictures for all of the teams. Not just T-Ball teams but soccer, football and baseball. There were a lot of kids there. A Lot. I decided that a place like this just makes your kids all "hopped up." There is bound to be some screaming. You know the type of screaming that makes your ears bleed. It echos down those tube slides and you feel like you may need to take a couple of Excedrin for the next month to get rid of the headache. I does not matter if you are there for 10 minutes or 90. As soon as your kids step into a place like that they get a sort of "mob mentality." Everything that they do they do with more enthusiasm. It's like it is crack for kids. Screaming, yelling, running around, sliding, all of them grouping in hoards ready to attack. We stayed for about 15 minutes. It didn't matter. The kids were still affected.
The Hannibal Lecter:
Clarice.....I think Mormon humor is funny (for the most part anyways.) I find it entertaining to make fun of funny things that we as a group do. I just found this blog and found it very entertaining. If you like Mormon humor click away.
Oh...and while reading that blog it linked me to this one. Strange but fascinating non the less.
The Swivel Sweeper. It is kind of like a glorified church vacuum but better. It may be the most handy little thing I can think of. (about $40 at Target.)
The Ped Egg. Or as I like to refer to it...a cheese grater for your heels. I was a little leery of this one and then I read a review and they claimed to love it. So I tried it and what can I say...I love it too. (almost any store $9.99)
The Fragrance Collection by Glade. Have you ever gone in to Anthropologie and smelt their candle that is in a blue jar? It smells like berries kinda. But mostly it just smells like yummy goodness. That is what this candle smells like. Summer and Anthropologie but with out the "make you want to dry heave" prices. (larger 10 oz. candle at most stores for about $9.)
The Ferber Method. Not sure what that is? It just means that I let Canon scream at night so that he gets used to falling asleep on his own. It took about 2 nights and now he sleeps until 5:30 AM wakes up and eats and then goes back to sleep. (getting to sleep through the night for the first time in 7 months priceless.)
Loreal Double Extends Mascara. I need a mascara that doesn't give me raccoon eyes by the end of the day. I don't want flaky black stuff under my eyes. I also don't want when I wash off my mascara to have to use a industrial strength turpentine. This does not flake. And it comes off with water in the consistency of...well...spider legs. It is very fun. (Any store that sells make up $10.99)
After a trip to Costco we came out to load our groceries. I opened up the back of our car and Laney started crying. I asked her what was the matter and she pointed and there it was her big pink balloon just floating off in the distance.
